Get back on that pony Cowgirl!

I'm back and trouble is afoot!  Like buses, men come and go. Number one rule learnt and burnt into my minds eye..don't get hurt. So I have a date coming up with Mr Muscles...I have decided to try an older man , so Slick Nic you get your way! (Have to admit he is right saucy fella judging from our last phone call..so maybe this old dog gonna teach me something)

Oh Mr Notsonaughty, initiated sex last night... funny how relationship sex is always the same. Like a tried and tested recipe... This is Mr Notsonaughty recipe...touch boobs , kiss neck, prod Miss Naughty in the back with erection in the back...mutter something about love in Miss Naughty ear, reach over and touch boobs again... LOL. Hey just like a comfy pair of heels its reliable no ones world gets rocked, but we know I got other ways to get  my rocks off!

I couldn't resist adding in this link, this is my current theme tune to my life at the moment... so watch this space for details...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3U4ecNuaUvE

my lost funk

After yesterdays internet trauma, I cant shake it off I have lost my funk. I have ignored my own advice and now I am feeling like rubbish. I have decided on my day off work to spend it in my PJs on the sofa considering my options, while eating a tray of fresh brownies( I may just eat it straight from the tin with a spoon)

That tiny part of me is sitting here hoping for an email or text that could turn my mood around, but I think I am fooling myself.

Slick Nic keeps texting me and Mr Muscles sent me a lovely email. But alas no smiles here.

Miss Naughty does have feelings...(darn it)

Clearly this isn't Adam but you get the idea

Ugh I was perusing MA (the current dating website of choice) and which one of my favourites shows up as online too.. Adam. Eeeck the last I heard (yes i did read the email) was that his PC was broken and he couldn't get on line ..blah blah.   I suppose despite committing Internet suicide and disappearing I was in some strange way upset that he hadn't tracked me down.  Not that he would have been able to in all honesty.

I don't know what I want, but I did/do like Adam and I think a fuck buddy arrangement could work out really well. So I now I am flicking between websites to see if he contacts me. I could contact him first couldn't I? Scrap that foolish thought...

Oh and top it all off Mr C recent diary entry says " I am taking myself off the market as I have met someone from the site".. Oh christ my heart/lust is breaking.  (So much for my rules ...I have got hurt)

All this and  a hangover not the best combo on a Sunday morning. It may be time to open up the chocolate biscuits and sink under the duvet.  Could my day get any worst?